Funny Courtroom Quotes & Sayings

The implications that I could so readily dispose of Peeta, that I'm in love with Gale, that the whole thing has been an act. — Suzanne Collins

The light of consciousness has no mind to change or alter anything. There is no sense that anything needs to change, but it does change. — Adyashanti

Musicians more than most people are in the moment. That's the dual nature of that job. — Gail Zappa

Our stories must be written, shared and communicated. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The rising unto place is laborious, and by pains men come to greater pains; and it is sometimes base, and by indignities men come to dignities. The standing is slippery, and the regress is either a downfall, or at least an eclipse. — Francis Bacon

Everything we're singing about is true, and even when you take away all the glitz, it's still true in the darkest, ugliest and most hopeless places. — Steven Curtis Chapman

I am a clairaudient healer. My specialty is being able to discern the blocks within a person's energy that are prohibiting them from being free, happy, and powerful. — Dee Wallace

An unholy church! it is useless to the world, and of no esteem among men. It is an abomination, hell's laughter, heaven's abhorrence. The worst evils which have ever come upon the world have been brought upon her by an unholy church. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it. — Lil' Kim

To want is to have a weakness. — Margaret Atwood

In a society dominated by the fact of commercial competition, money is necessarily the test of prowess, and wastefulness the sole criterion of power. So — Upton Sinclair

Put some honey and sea
water by your bed.
acknowledge. that your being needs sweetness
and cleansing.
that it is sore.
that you are. soft.
- orishas — Nayyirah Waheed