Funny Coronavirus Quotes Quotes & Sayings

It was my last act of love (first words to her mother in the hospital after her first major suicide attempt) — Sylvia Plath

It doesn't take a lot of seniority to vote the way you promised to vote. — Jason Chaffetz

Christians are called to be history makers on the earth. — Sunday Adelaja

80% of the output comes from 20% of the input. — Brian Cagneey

The moment a man and a woman decide to get married, both of them should put aside such doubts and concerns. If they can't agree, it is best not to opt for trouble from the very beginning. — Kobo Abe

He has to be a great teacher. You have to have the right stuff and in the right proportions, and you have to convey that to the coaches, and then to the players. — Pete Carroll

MAIDEN, your simplicity, like the blueness of the lake, reveals your depth of truth. — Rabindranath Tagore

My job is to create jobs. In the end I'm going to have jobs to show for it. — Nikki Haley

I've probably failed more often than anybody else in Silicon Valley. Those don't matter. I don't remember the failures. You remember the big successes. — Vinod Khosla

There's nothing wrong with giving up all your principles for a suitable financial reward. It is indeed the basis of our society. — Manny Rayner

TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again — George Carlin

The truck looked just like a Civil War truck if they'd had trucks back in those times. But the truck ran, even though it didn't have a gas tank.
There was an empty fifty-gallon gasoline drum on the bed of the truck with a smaller gasoline can on top of it, and there was a syphon leading from that can to the fuel line.
It worked like this. Lee Mellon drove and I stayed on the back of the truck and made sure everything went all right with the syphon, that it didn't get knocked out of kilter by the motion of the truck.
We looked kind of funny going down the highway. I'd never had the heart to ask Lee Mellon what happened to the gas tank. I figured it was best not to know. — Richard Brautigan

All I really need is a song in my heart, food in my belly, and love in my family. — Raffi

Love! In the midst of deception, you are my trust. — Debasish Mridha

Lil B opened up the floodgates for Odd Future, and now rap has a huge Internet culture. — Earl Sweatshirt