Funny Cornholio Quotes & Sayings

Was that all her religious beliefs had ever been then, a set of precepts so deeply inculcated in her that they became automatic, even instinctive? Hear the word God, think He. See the misery of humankind, blame Eve. Obey your parents, be a good girl, vote Trinity Party, never sit with your legs apart. Don't question, just do as you're told. — Hillary Jordan

Surround yourself with people who love life and learn. — Lorii Myers

I'd rather have a real South Dakotan who has lived in this state and made her living here instead of someone with a fancy East Coast law degree any day. — Kristi Noem

When he fell down the stairs, he told people he'd had a stroke. He was just pissed out of his skull. I love Dirk, he is such a drama queen. — Ava Gardner

You just say the word, and I'll make the rest of the world go away. I'll take you someplace safe, where no one else can reach us. — Rachel Vincent

Whatever is contained must be released. — Helene Aylon

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Nothing steals God's glory more than worrying believers who are driven through life by fear — Louie Giglio

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win. — Norm MacDonald