Funny Corner Gas Quotes & Sayings

I measure the moment
in the heartbeats I skip — David Levithan

One does not permit one's friends to be slandered in time of trouble. — Frances Parkinson Keyes

A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else. — Kelly Link

Indians do not hinder the progress of their dead by embalming or tight coffining. When the spirit has gone they give the body back to the earth. the earth welcomes the body-coaxes new life and beauty from it, hurries over what men shudder at. Lovely tender herbage bursts from the graves, swiftly, exulting over corruption. — Emily Carr

Hopefully, I will emerge more shining. If I have that good fortune, if I am blessed in that way - and I do feel I am in the middle of the blessing - then I have faith my service will be greater. — Marianne Williamson

Remember that the key to the Discipline of study is not reading many books, but experiencing what we do read. — Richard J. Foster

Traditional dinosaur theory is full of short circuits. Like the antiquated wiring in an old house, the details sputter and burn out when specific parts are tested. — Robert T. Bakker

Dolphins are social mammals, capable of enjoying their lives. They form close bonds with other members of their group. — Peter Singer

Just roll me in fairy dust and call me a unicorn. — Lita Burke

The sisters and brothers that you meet give you the materials which your character uses to build itself. It is said that some people are born great, others achieve it, some have it thrust upon them. In truth, the ways in which your character is built have to do with all three of those. Those around you, those you choose, and those who choose you. — Maya Angelou

A handicapped person is a human being with the same heart as anyone else. It's not a misfortune if you can't hear-it's just an inconvenience. — Aya Kito

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. — W.C. Fields

all knew that other people were at work elsewhere, spreading the message far more effectively, — Gilly Macmillan

If the next generation of nanotechnology could be used in medicine to repair organs and tissue from inside the human body, then it could just as easily be programmed to destroy them, making it the ultimate weapon of assassination.
Imagine clouds of these things flying to their targets to either be breathed in like a virus or ingested with food or drink, and then creating fatal haemorrhages or lesions that lead to death from apparently natural causes. — K. Valisumbra