Funny Corky Romano Quotes & Sayings

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! — Rob Sheffield

Women living in America in the mid-1800s were the legal property of their husbands. A married woman had no right to property, no right to buy and sell real estate in her own name, no right to bequeath any property whatsoever to an heir. A married woman of the time had no right even to her own children. And, needless to say, she had no right to the vote. — Stephen Cope

You sit beside the sorcerer, your love, and unzip your ribs. Tucked under your heart is a small oak box, plain and unvarnished. You offer it to the sorcerer. 'I brought this for you. — A. Merc Rustad

I was born Katie O'Reilly," she began. "Poor Irish, but proud of it. I boarded the Titanic at Queenstown as a third class passenger with nothing more than the clothes on my back. And the law at my heels." Titanic Rhapsody — Jina Bacarr

How cruel my suffering is, - no one is more talkative than I am! — Georges Bataille

Only the naive inflationist's could believe that government could enrich mankind through fiat money. — Ludwig Von Mises

The knowledge of true danger may cure us of false fears — Denis De Rougemont

Growing up in eastern Germany, I knew of Superman, but he didn't resonate emotionally with me. — Antje Traue

Since I don't have actual authority over anybody, Petra, how can it possibly matter if I'm not legitimately authorized? — Orson Scott Card

Uneasily the leaves fall at this season, forgetting what to do or where to go; the red amnesiacs of autumn drifting thru the graveyard forest. What they have forgotten they have forgotten: what they meant to do instead of fall is not in earth or time recoverable the fossils of intention, the shapes of rot. — Al Purdy

The places I've been, or passed through, or seen at a distance, have had as much an impact on my life as the people I've known. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

I feel it's my responsibility to be able to take care of my family by living off the land. That's the ultimate goal for a man. — Amar'e Stoudemire