Funny Corky Quotes & Sayings

My music has a little hint of down south but I don't have a down south accent. I guess it's just the beat selection that puts me in a down south mind frame. — King Louie

Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would've been nice if the President would've helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee. — Bristol Palin

If I advance new views in Philosophy or Theology, I cannot expect to have many adherents among minds altogether unprepared for such views; yet it is certain that even those who most fiercely oppose me will recognize the power of my voice if it is not a mere echo; and the very novelty will challenge attention, and at last gain adherents if my views have any real insight. — George Henry Lewes

We have to find the environments in which it will be possible to live with our new inventions. — Marshall McLuhan

Nothing is impossible for the people of God who trust in the power of God to accomplish the will of God. — David Platt

Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage, must in time be utterly lost; — Walt Whitman

Figured that most of life's dilemmas could be solved by asking yourself this one question: Is it worth it
to me? — Heidi Thompson

I have no friends. — Dian Fossey

Liberals said the war was a failure because we hadn't captured Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Then we killed al-Zarqawi and a half-dozen of his aides in an air raid. Then they said the war was a failure because ... you get the picture. — Ann Coulter

Yuri Gagarin had a much more reliable and safe ship than I do. And Soviet ships were death traps. — Andy Weir

I took my bike instead of the car so I wouldn't wake Mom. I remember it started to rain and then I saw headlights coming when I turned the corner. I tried to get out of the way, but it all just happened so fast I couldn't stop. — Apryl Baker

I have found what I need most to heal a broken bond is time together - the very thing I avoid is the thing most desired. — Terry Tempest Williams

Love letters to the depressed and the future heart
broken
I'm leaving the light on in my old street
Hoping I see some surrender on the other side of
town
Blink twice if you can see me. Blink thrice if you need me.
We've been walking alone for too long, putting all our rotten eggs in the same basket
Skipping in the dark, singing do rei (forget) me. — Renee Ruin