Funny Cootie Quotes & Sayings

I am the author of a book called "My Life's Journey" and creator of my destiny. — Debasish Mridha

1. Heat the oven to Denial.
2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger.
3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with The Bony Guy.
4. Add 1/3 cup of Depression (tears will do if you want low-fat).
5. Bake...until you can jab a toothpick in your arm and it seems Acceptable. — Blythe Woolston

Now equilibrium is the very opposite of disorder. — Rudolf Arnheim

what? When men can hate without risk, their stupidity is easily convinced, the motives supply themselves. From — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

I was always the hero with no vices, reciting practically the same lines to the leading lady. The current crop of movie actors are less handicapped than the old ones. They are more human. The leading men of silent films were Adonises and Apollos. Today the hero can even take a poke at the leading lady. In my time a hero who hit the girl just once would have been out. — Ramon Novarro

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me. — Mike Tyson

the beautiful roses, — Catherine Coulter

It will require a sustained military and financial commitment by the international community, working with the government of Afghanistan, to create the environment in which enduring democratic institutions can be established. — Des Browne

Let's face it. No kid in high school feels as though they fit in. — Stephen King