Funny Coonass Quotes & Sayings

If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple. — Bernardo Bertolucci

Cripple God, who always desires more than he's able to have, and doesn't always realize this to begin with. Who has built clocks, but not the time that they measure. Has built systems or mechanisms that serve particular purposes, but they too have outgrown these purposes and betrayed them. And has created an infinity that, from being the measure of the power he was supposed to have, turned into the measure of his boundless failure. — Stanislaw Lem

A man's indebtedness is not virtue; his repayment is. Virtue begins when he dedicates himself actively to the job of gratitude. — Ruth Benedict

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. — Doug Larson

I come from an era of music when it had heart and soul. — Mystikal

I go through a thousand songs to find ten for a new record. — Conway Twitty

Most people would have given up when faced with all the criticism I've received over the years. — Albert Ellis

My temperament is not geared to that of a novelist. — Philip Levine

Actually, there are countless ways to live upon this tremorous sphere in mirth and good health, and probably only one way - the industrial, urbanized, herding way - to live here stupidly, and man has hit upon that one way. — Tom Robbins