Funny Conflict Resolution Quotes & Sayings

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress. — Rachel Caine

The artificial heart is very effective as a bridge to transplant, but the number of people that can be saved with human hearts is limited. A perfect artificial heart could save many more patients. — Robert Jarvik

To Fate, a fickle mistress whose sense of justice is exceeded only by her sense of humor. — Teresa Medeiros

Wisdom is the essence of experiences. — Debasish Mridha

Try a little harder to be a little better. — Gordon B. Hinckley

They are few in the midst of an overwhelming mass of brute force, and their submission is wisdom; but for a nation like England to submit to be robbed by any invader who chooses to visit her shores seemed to me to be nonsense. — George Combe

Nonsense," said the witcher. "And what's more, it doesn't rhyme. All decent predictions rhyme. — Andrzej Sapkowski

Alice was deemed too young for the events that catered to their guests, and too nervous to sing or perform as an excuse to be among them, so her interactions with Lord Fenton were reserved for a few picnics and ... one grass fire. — Anonymous

God's principles of national transformation will give the opportunity to make positive changes in the country, overcoming crisis in politics, economy, social services and other spheres. — Sunday Adelaja

If Facebook would be a free newspaper, nobody would buy it. — Joel Landau

HS is supposedly a story that is also a game. In games, the characters die all the time. How many times did you let Mario fall in the pit before he saved the princess? Who weeps for these Marios. In games your characters die, but you keep trying and trying and rebooting and resetting until finally they make it. When you play a game this process is all very impersonal. Once you finally win, when all is said and done those deaths didn't "count", only the linear path of the final victorious version of the character is considered "real". Mario never actually died, did he? Except the omniscient player knows better. HS seems to combine all the meaningless deaths of a trial-and-error game journey with the way death is treated dramatically in other media, where unlike our oblivious Mario, the characters are aware and afraid of the many deaths they must experience before finally winning the game. — Andrew Hussie

Dumbledore reckons You-Know-Who's getting stronger again as well? Ron whispered. — J.K. Rowling

Parenting is not for sissies. You have to sacrifice and grow up. — Jillian Michaels