Funny Computer Hacker Quotes & Sayings

There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus! — Arthur Conan Doyle

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King

Do you plan on marrying Charles?"
She shook her head.
"Good. I wouldn't want to shoot him, but I would."
... Finding Promise — Scarlett Dunn

I go to bed late. My mind starts going at night - that's when those creative juices begin flowing. — Donny Osmond

Movies bore me; especially my own. — Robert Mitchum

When Mary is confused or perplexed, she spurts anger the way an octopus spurts ink, and hides in the dark cloud of it. — John Steinbeck

I remember attaching a wire clothing hanger to the antenna of my radio in my bedroom, so I could get the frequency and get that station and listen to the top 10 every night. — Nelly Furtado

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. — Henry Spencer

We are being governed by the dregs of the nation - and their brutality is so capricious that no one can feel certain that he will be safe tomorrow. — Iris Origo