Funny Commencement Quotes & Sayings

We shall have all eternity in which to celebrate our victories, but we have only one swift hour before the sunset in which to win them. — Robert Moffat

He was delighted to recognize his own human name on two of the papers; he always got an odd thrill out of reading it, as if he were two places at once. — Robert A. Heinlein

Listen to the desires of your children. Encourage them and then give them the autonomy to make their own decision. — Denis Waitley

I just keep losing. I mean, some people just...are supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on earth who...are supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners? — Donald Glover

I should perhaps warn you that I am about to faint from anxiety and general depression, though. The film I saw last night was especially grueling, a teen-age beach musical. I almost collapsed during the singing sequence on surfboard. — John Kennedy Toole

Ounce of strength I had in me. But it was useless. My arms and legs moved in slow motion. My blood rushed cold, my veins darkening, mapping my skin — Jessica Sorensen

Society says that men need to be bigger and stronger, and they must protect their women and so on. — Carol Alt

The very first tear he made was so deep that I thought it had gone right into my heart. — C.S. Lewis