Funny Collingwood Quotes & Sayings

This is the body's nurse; but since man's wit
Found the art of cookery, to delight his sense,
More bodies are consumed and kill'd with it
Than with the sword, famine, or pestilence. — John Davies Of Hereford

Then as it was, then again it will be. Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. — Led Zeppelin

From the first moment that I can remember, I had identified myself as a bass player and it had everything to do with my father, who was a bass player. And he loved music, you know, as much as anybody I've ever seen. And that dynamic I just thought as somehow was a straight pass to me. — Edgar Meyer

When I lived in Cookham I was disturbed by a feeling of everything being meaningless.But quite suddenly I became aware that everything was full of special meaning and this made everything holy ... I observed this sacred quality in most unexpected quarters. — Stanley Spencer

One day you will arrive at a station on the train of existence that you've always known has been there. You'll find there will be no train in sight, with no sense of arrival. There is only a perpetual arrival, a timeless condition of infinite awareness. — Frederick Lenz

Antagonism in my family comes wrapped in layers of code, sideways feints, full deniability. I believe the same can be said of many families. — Karen Joy Fowler

Those clocks are sophisticated instruments that calculate time by measuring electrical charges called coulombs
given the rapidity and volume of electrons that move through the measuring device the calibrator must adjust at certain points which was the delay you see
the delay is just recalibrating for the clock moving too quickly during the 10
10ths of a second before the delay
this insures that the actual playing time during a period is exactly 20 minutes That is not an opinion
that is science
amazing devise quite frankly. — Dean Lombardi

In 1957, I was a 16-year-old office boy for the Dodgers. — Marv Albert

Children conceived by this woman would only be cannibalized by her womb. — Erika Johansen

Once when Phocion had delivered an opinion which pleased the people, ... he turned to his friend and said, Have I not unawares spoken some mischievous thing or other? — Plutarch

It doesn't matter what the technology is - no one will watch a Peter Greenaway film anyway. — Alan Parker

Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter. — Vann Chow

I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it. — Bobby Moynihan