Funny Coffee Board Quotes & Sayings

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor. — Charles Barkley

The happiness and unhappiness of men depends as much on their ethics as on fortune. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

We pretended there was no problem with Agent Orange after Vietnam and later the Pentagon recanted, after untold suffering by veterans. — Jim McDermott

Kalmar nodded. "I'm sorry, Papa. I wasn't strong enough."
"None of us are, lad. Me least of all." Esben smiled and took a rattling breath. "But it's weakness that the Maker turns to strength. Your fur is why you alone loved a dying cloven. You alone in all the world knew my need and ministered to my wounds." Esben pulled Kalmar closer and kissed him on the head. "And in my weakness, I alone know your need. Hear me, son. I loved you when you were born. I loved you when I wept in the Deeps of Throg. I loved you even as you sang the song that broke you. And I love you now in the glory of your humility. You're more fit to be the king than I ever was. Do you understand?"
Kalmar shook his head.
Esben smiled and shuddered with pain. "A good answer, my boy. Then do you believe that I love you?"
"Yes, sir. I believe you." Kalmar buried his face in his father's fur.
"Remember that in the days to come. Nia, Janner, Leeli - help him to remember. — Andrew Peterson

I play a man who is obsessed with his own beauty, so it's perfect casting. — Alex Pettyfer

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! — Eugene Field

I climbed Mount Everest. I don't quit. — Gary Johnson

The purpose of Christian education is not academic: it is religious and practical. — Rousas John Rushdoony

I took three years of karate because of Bruce Lee, you know. I was a green belt. — Marjane Satrapi

Because of an adulterous affair I shall leave office in November. — James McGreevey

Truth does not become more true by virtue of the fact that the entire world agrees with it, nor less so even if the whole world disagrees with it. — Maimonides

The big thing for me is to make films that you feel, whether you feel happy, whether you feel sad, whether you feel sick; it's to make the audience feel so that the next day they remember what they saw. — Asif Kapadia