Funny Coeliac Quotes & Sayings

God is a sadist on the Juan de Fuca Ridge, and His name is Physics. — Peter Watts

Racism remains in the eyes of history ... merely another instance of the persecution of minorities for the advantage of those in power. — Ruth Benedict

ready for the next shift. Colleen was coming out of the kitchen and saw her as she walked towards the bar. — Ashley Merrick

If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If you don't try to make it right, she might start to believe the lie you've told her and spend the rest of her life thinking she deserves poor treatment. — Josh Shipp

Be modest, be respectful of others, try to understand. — Lakhdar Brahimi

Chronic disease like a troublesome relative is something you can learn to manage but never quite escape. — Mary Tyler Moore

When you are not conscious of temptation, pray "lead us not into temptation"; and when you are conscious of it, pray "deliver us from evil"; and you will live. — J.I. Packer

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David

The concierge was a snapper who was over the hill and down a disused mine-shaft. Her hair was every bit as natural as a parade goose-stepping down the Wilhelmstrasse, and she'd evidently been wearing a boxing-glove when she's applied the crimson lipstick to her paperclip of a mouth. — Philip Kerr

He said if I warn't so ignorant, but had read a book called Don Quixote, I would know without asking. He said it was all done by — Mark Twain

From 1994 to 1997, I did nothing. I slept and slept and slept. If I was awake, I had to deal with things, I had to do things. In order to avoid that, I would just stay in bed. — Jonathan Knight

A dream long lost in the compulsive effort to fill space, to replicate some family image of self. — William Gibson