Funny Cocktail Party Quotes & Sayings

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty. — Colin Powell

But more classrooms and more teachers are not enough. We must seek an educational system which grows in excellence as it grows in size. This means better training for our teachers. It means preparing youth to enjoy their hours of leisure as well as their hours of labor. It means exploring new techniques of teaching, to find new ways to stimulate the love of learning and the capacity for creation. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The act of naming is the great and solemn consolation of mankind — Elias Canetti

I could not live by literature if only to begin with, because of the slow maturing of my work and its special character. — Tillie Olsen

Kidnapping is a harsh word."
"But accurate. I assume you're not going to hang around Mars until I fix the software bug, if a problem ever existed. I'm on a one-way voyage to Slakeria, right? — Cheryl Sterling