Funny Cocktail Napkin Quotes & Sayings

People always are encouraging about a terrible loss, so that sometimes the loser would like to strangle them. — Garrison Keillor

I have all these revelations as I'm writing. Each song is like a chapter of my diary. — Kid Cudi

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking. — Wanda Sykes

Learn to shut out the distractions that keep you from truly worshiping God. — Billy Graham

(If you're not at all interested in performance, shouldn't you be in the Python room down the hall?) — Scott Meyers

Connections and relationships are important everywhere, anywhere - of course in China, because the rule of law it is not as strong as in the West, so a lot would rely on personal relationships. — Vincent Lo

If you engage people on a vital, important level, they will respond. — Edward Bond