Funny Civil Engineers Quotes & Sayings

I do not take commands from someone with no character or appreciative mindset. — Mohith Agadi

Everyone's favorite breakfast dish can be prepared in a moment's time with just a few ingredients and minimum effort. — Marcus Samuelsson

I would never attempt to dissuade anyone from reading a book. But please, if you're reading something that's killing you, put it down and read something else, just as you would reach for the remote if you weren't enjoying a TV program ... All I know is that you can get very little from a book that is making you weep with the effort of reading it. You won't remember it, and you'll be less likely to choose a book over [insert popular contemporary TV program] next time you have a choice. — Nick Hornby

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? — CM Punk

Essentially Flight is just an adventure of multiple realities. — Vanna Bonta

All dreams. If there was love or pity for him, it was only in his dreams. — Orson Scott Card

If people will bring dynamite into a powder factory, they must expect explosions. — Dorothy L. Sayers

I have been using polka dots since I was a very young child. Only after that, it seems, have they been used throughout the rest of the art world. — Yayoi Kusama

When it happens to a wizard, insurance companies go broke and there's reconstruction afterward. What was stirring in me now made those previous feelings of battle rage seem like anemic kittens. — Jim Butcher

In a lot of the really impoverished areas of Johannesburg you see these packets of cheesy puffs which are like 6 feet long and the width of a basketball, and they're transparent and they have like 10,000 cheesy puffs in them, and you can buy that for like 50 cents. It's kind of a weird treat that you'd see people having in the townships. — Neill Blomkamp

No more sex.
I blink several times at Anna as we stand outside the car the next morning. Have we been married long enough for her to say that? — Wendy Higgins

A lot can be said with just a look, or the way the body moves. Each song is a different character. So each song takes on a different movement of the body. And the body has to go with the subject and the attitude that you have toward that subject. — Eartha Kitt

Curran's eyes went gold. His voice dropped into a rough growl. "If you're going to shoot, make sure to empty the clip, because after you're done, I'll shove that gun up your ass sideways."
Blue Jacket blinked.
"Can you even do that?" I asked.
"Let's find out." Curran stared at the thug. "Well? Shoot, so we can start this experiment. — Ilona Andrews