Funny Church Bulletin Quotes & Sayings

There is no
room for the love of others within the tight, crowded miser's hole of a private
ego. Be empty in order to be filled. 'He that loveth his life shall lose it; and
he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal. — Ayn Rand

I shall have less cause to regret the carrying my intended purpose into effect, foreseeing that you may immediately fill with advantage, the vacancy which will presently happen. — Henry Laurens

This is what the election of 2010 was about. We didn't send conservatives to Washington to flirt with Democrat proposals for higher taxes and more debt. We sent leaders to stop them. — Adam Hasner

Today's particle physics describe light as a crumple in space, and we may have deformed space in such a way that they noticed something peculiar - and they had the ability to investigate it. — Dwight Schultz

We don't have two lives-a "spiritual" life here and a "regular" life there. Our life in Christ is one unified lifestyle, and it is who we are wherever we are. — Steve McVey

Creativity is the only way a man can ever experience motherhood. — Girish Kohli

A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. "Yet," added he, "none of you can tell where it pinches me.' — Plutarch

It was the seventeenth-century English who gave corned beef its name - corns being any kind of small bits, in this case salt crystals. — Mark Kurlansky

Be grateful for what you have and you will always have enough. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Compassion is the key to living outside the confines of your lower self. — Debbie Ford

Originality is the art of concealing your source. — Someone

The best way to deal with somebody is to deal with yourself. — Terry Cole-Whittaker

The way not to lead a monotonous life is to live for others. — Fulton J. Sheen