Funny Chuck Norris Quotes & Sayings

LARKIN WATCHED Pike leaving, and in the moment he stepped outside, he was framed in the open door of their Echo Park house like a picture in a magazine, frozen in time and space. A big man, but not a giant. More average in size than not. With the sleeves covering his arms, and his face turned away, he seemed heartbreakingly normal, which made her love him even more. A superman risked nothing, but an average man risked everything. — Robert Crais

Lord make me as holy as a pardoned sinner can be. — Robert Murray M'Cheyne

My work rarely comes up in secondary market, so it means that my prices stay low. — Tracey Emin

Don't you think I was made for you? I feel like you had me ordered - and I was delivered to you - to be worn. I want you to wear me, like a watch-charm or a buttonhole bouquet. — Zelda Fitzgerald

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream? — Bill Maher

If a mother respects both herself and her child from his very first day onward, she will never need to teach him respect for others. — Alice Miller

And it would be nice if the roof was a bit stronger. Then the peacocks wouldn't keep falling through. I don't mind during the day, but I hate waking up at night to find a peacock in bed with me. — William Dalrymple