Funny Christmas Rhymes Quotes & Sayings

Another reason why we are often most happy in our troubles, is this - then we have the closest dealings with God. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so as to give a lesson of charity, especially those who did not bring flour. — Jose Marti

It is very easy to get ridiculously confused about the tenses of time travel, but most things can be resolved by a sufficiently large ego. — Terry Pratchett

My date the next night brought a sock puppet with him. A. Sock. Puppet. And he talked to me with it" ...
"It completely freaked me out," Kalani continued. "I made it through drinks and that was more than enough. I told the guy it was a good thing he had one good hand left because if this was his usual MO for dates, he was going to need it. — Robin Bielman

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing. — Khandi Alexander

I don't want to be a politician. I don't like politics. It's petty; it fights dirty. — John Mellencamp

Latins are predisposed to thinking about the past. Catholicism has a lot to do with it because Catholicism is a contemplation of the past, of symbols that are supposed to be eternally present. — Oscar Hijuelos

Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability. — John Updike

The most productive, healthy and satisfying relationships are based, not on a quid pro quo but an ebb and flow of mutual support over time. Don't just be a giver. Be an extremely helpful giver who demonstrates an awareness of what that person most needs. — Kare Anderson