Funny Christmas Phrases And Quotes & Sayings

I think that they [Bush Administration] are men who are possessed of evil. — Harry Belafonte

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr

I never once went to a prostitute, maybe because so many enthusiastic amateurs were around. — Alexander Sutherland Neill

Often blessings and burdens comes hand in hand. The bigger the Crown the heavier the burden — Jeanette Coron

Faith is blind, if you don't open your eyes to see the blessings. — Charles F. Glassman

WE ARE THE KOURETES!" one shouted at the top of his lungs "WE WILL HELP!"
"Thank you," Rhea said, "Do you have to speak so loudly?"
"THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!" the warrior yelled. — Rick Riordan

What is faith? Is it to believe that which is evident? No. It is perfectly evident to my mind that there exists a necessary, eternal, supreme, and intelligent being. This is no matter of faith, but of reason. — Voltaire

I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook. — Bruce Vilanch

But Nature cast me for the part she found me best fitted for, and I have had to play it, and must play it till the curtain falls. — Edwin Booth

We've got facts, they say. But facts aren't everything; at least half the battle consists in how one makes use of them! — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

My knee, my injury, my questions. — Iris Blobel

I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself, 'Man, you were so honest - can't you have some fun? Can't you do some really down and dirty lying?' But the puritan in me thinks that if I tell a lie, I'll be punished. — Willem Dafoe

Concerning no subject would [George Bernard] Shaw be deterred by the minor accident of total ignorance from penning a definitive opinion. — Roger Scruton

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you. — Billy Connolly