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Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Chuck Klosterman

But I've mellowed over time, which is what all wine drunks and dope smokers say when trying to justify why they quit trying. — Chuck Klosterman

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Landis Wade

Christmas is a fun theme for a courtroom tale, because like that "Miracle on 34th Street", strange things have been known to happen when Christmas and the law come face to face. — Landis Wade

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Regina Bartley

I don't care that we're not guaranteed tomorrow. I'll promise you forever, every day of your forever." The — Regina Bartley

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Jo Baker

The ladies, who had condoled so thoroughly with her during her time of grief, found it rather more difficult to participate in her happiness, which takes a true and proper friend indeed. — Jo Baker

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Sophie Swetchine

In this world of change naught which comes stays and naught which goes is lost. — Sophie Swetchine

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Judy Holliday

We were wavering around like a ship without a sail. — Judy Holliday

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Victoria Andrews

Just so you know, the authors lie when they say it tastes sweet and salty. I will tell you the truth, it is slimy, gooey and thick. Yes, thick. Gross, but I did it for Jake, my husband, the love of my life. — Victoria Andrews

Funny Christmas One Liners Quotes By Patrick J. Kennedy

In my state, over 17,000 households are going hungry on a regular basis. — Patrick J. Kennedy