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Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Friends

if you wanna make friends , you have to be hypocrite , but if you wanna have best friends you need to be honest to them — Friends

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Robert Allen

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone. — Robert Allen

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Giorgio Moroder

I designed a sports car, the Cizeta-Moroder, with Marcello Gandini from Lamborghini; he did the Countach, of course. The Cizeta cost $600,000, but we could bargain - if a Japanese businessman says he wants it for three, fine. — Giorgio Moroder

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Yahya Jammeh

I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey. — Yahya Jammeh

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Lisa Kudrow

I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on. — Lisa Kudrow

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By William Boyd

Mr Lysander Rief looks like someone who is far more at ease occupying the cold security of the dark; a man happier with the dubious comfort of the shadows. — William Boyd

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Sean Connery

After I began to make some money, my brain-damaged accountant put me in one business after another that went bad. The only one that panned out was a small bank, an old Scottish firm with London offices in Pall Mall. I was a director. We sold out to a larger bank. That was the only successful venture I've had, apart from acting. — Sean Connery

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Nadine Gordimer

I'm a candle flame that sways in currents of air you can't see. You need to be the one who steadies me to burn. — Nadine Gordimer

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Anonymous

Ask the person trying to convince you of something to explain how it would work. Odds are they have not done the work required to hold an opinion. — Anonymous

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By A.R. Rahman

My music is mostly for the music. And it gives the liberty to do anything which I want. And nobody limits me to one genre of music. But I learn from life and I try to give back to life, in a way, whether it's the thought of the song or whether it's the approach to the arrangement or anything. — A.R. Rahman

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Julia Quinn

Weakness never got anyone anywhere. — Julia Quinn

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Ian Gardner

The purpose of human life is the dissolution of the soul and the revelation of the Spirit. — Ian Gardner

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Alexander Pope

No, make me mistress to the man I love; If there be yet another name more free More fond than mistress, make me that to thee! — Alexander Pope

Funny Christmas Message Quotes By Gus Van Sant

There are all kinds of ways that people present their films, but that's kind of a good feeling, if you can make it seem like the characters are really there. — Gus Van Sant