Funny Chris Colfer Quotes & Sayings

I can be a bit extreme. I'll spend too much time running round the park, doing yoga and drinking green tea. I can get a bit obsessive. I have to rein it in sometimes. — Sam Taylor-Johnson

Why is gambling forbidden while women in costumes which evoke sensuality are not forbidden? They are a thousand times more dangerous! — Leo Tolstoy

Many people believe that the grains of sand are infinite in multitude ... Others think that although their number is not without limit, no number can ever be named which will be greater than the number of grains of sand. But I shall try to prove to you that among the numbers which I have named there are those which exceed the number of grains in a heap of sand the size not only of the earth, but even of the universe — Archimedes

I stood and watched
the final sunset as the
world was ending
light that once would fall
was now ascending — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

September is the other January. — Gretchen Rubin

It is my thought that clean living and a strict observance of the golden rule of true sportsmanship are foundation stones without which a championship structure cannot be built. — Major Taylor

When two plants, constantly different in one or several traits, are crossed, the traits they have in common are transmitted unchanged to the hybrids and their progeny, as numerous experiments have proven; a pair of differing traits, on the other hand, are united in the hybrid to form a new trait, which usually is subject to changes in the hybrids' progeny. — Gregor Mendel

One must espouse some pursuit, taking it kindly at heart and with enthusiasm. — Amos Bronson Alcott

I like missing someone and being missed; I like looking forward to seeing him again. I like getting emails and texts with lots of xxx's. — Deborah Moggach

Do you believe that we have the ability to change destiny? — Michelle Madow

A Bavarian is half-way between an Austrian and a human being. — Otto Von Bismarck