Funny Chemistry Valentine Quotes & Sayings

If God could tell the story of the Universe, the Universe would become fictitious. — E. M. Forster

For survivors, the word closure often connotes that the bereaved are underachievers who flunked a grief course. — Earl A Grollman

Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know more. — Confucius

His heart beat in his chest like a beast slamming into the bars of its cage, fighting to be get free. What was this? Was he dying? Should she die for making him feel this way? — Shay Rucker

American women are evolving backward
becoming more focused on their looks than ever. Feminism has been defeated by narcissism. — Maureen Dowd

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me. — Mojo Nixon

[ ... ] intelligent people only have a certain amount of time (measured in subjective time spent thinking about religion) to become atheists. After a certain point, if you're smart, have spent time thinking about and defending your religion, and still haven't escaped the grip of Dark Side Epistemology, the inside of your mind ends up as an Escher painting. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

Family's the most important thing. — Sophie Kinsella

Love, not because of beauty, because of who they are. — Debasish Mridha

Vigorous public ball scratching is common in the combat-arms side of the Marine Corps, even among high-level officers in the midst of briefings. — Evan Wright

This idea of trying to repeat a success doesn't interest me. It's only really done to make money. — Agnetha Faltskog

I was young and in love, and that rarely leads to wise decisions. — Rysa Walker

It isn't the size of the window that determines how much you see. It's which way the window is facing, and how close you are, and whether the glass is clear. — John Piper

[He was] mournfully pregnant with patriotism, and middle age, and imaginary wisdom. — Kurt Vonnegut

When I went to do "Carson" that night, they wanted us to do two songs, but we were a brand new band. "Conga" hadn't even hit the top 10 yet. They go, "Do you think you could do something that people know, because we want you to do a second song, but not two originals, because we don't want to lose the audience, just in case." — Gloria Estefan