Funny Chaperone Quotes & Sayings

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. — James P. Gorman

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. — Larry Wall

Don't stagnate because of fear. — Beth Revis

We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. — John Green

I am my own biggest critic ... I'm constantly criticizing myself, constantly trying to find ways to better myself and ... compete and, you know, just be the best. — Reggie Bush