Funny Celebrity Crush Quotes & Sayings

And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together. — Joan Collins

We learn from the hard taskmaster of experience. We discern between good and evil. We differentiate as to the bitter and the sweet. We discover that decisions determine destiny. — Thomas S. Monson

The western world now obeys the percepts of commerce.A bloody demanding religion,if you ask me.The do's and don'ts change every season and your "everyone" doesn't want to be left out,so they rush headlong to comply.That continuous change has a function,a single aim.Maximum consumption.They want to go on milking you.From the cradle to the grave.Face it:You're a brain washed ,walking purse,a robot,the fuel multinationals run on. — Esther Verhoef

Laissez-faire is finished. The all-powerful market that always knows best is finished. — Nicolas Sarkozy

If you never stop learning, you'll never stop growing. — Antonio Garcia

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way. — Rollo May

Miss Blanche Heyward, opera dancer, would have made a superlative drill sergeant if she had just been a man. — Mary Balogh

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way. — Don Rickles

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore. — Matt Groening

We live in a world of outrageous pain. The only response to outrageous pain is outrageous love. — Marc Gafni

I worship teachers. They can't be paid enough. It depresses me that society sees them as somehow expendable. — Douglas Coupland

If NASA is to reach beyond the Moon and someday reach Mars, it must be relieved of the burden of launching people and cargo to low earth orbit. To do that, we must invest more in commercial spaceflight. — Bill Nye

If you really want it, then you'll make your dream happen. — Mitch Albom