Funny Cartoon Network Quotes & Sayings

The sun above is warm, the water we're in is cool and I feel truly content. I suspect this must be what heaven feels like. — Miranda Atchley

You can't be in neutral and hope to reach your full potential — Joel Osteen

Better a soulless clone... than a souled roach. — David Mitchell

A victory which is not honorable is nothing but a defeat! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

People are fascinated about the world above them because it seems so out-of-reach. — Felix Baumgartner

Hermes tilted his head. Percy, that almost sounded like sarcasm. You know very well the gods can't go around busting heads and ripping up mortal cities looking for our lost items. If we did that, New York would be destroyed every time Aphrodite lost her hairbrush, and believe me, that happens a lot. We need heroes for that sort of errand. — Rick Riordan

It was so naive to think that there was nothing interesting that happened after 55. Come on, there's a whole second adulthood! — Gail Sheehy

Believe you have struck upon the problems of conspiracies. There are men who wish to keep you from uncovering the truth about this particular matter, but there are others who are only privately villainous and have their own little truths to hide. When you confront a conspiracy it becomes monstrous hard to distinguish between wretched villainy and ordinary, common lies. — David Liss

I have never known what to make of you. Not since the day we met. And it terrifies me. You terrify me. And the idea of you walking away again, vanishing from my life, that terrifies me most of all. — V.E Schwab

Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic gathering of clans: loud drunks, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, screaming children, would-be suicides. And don't forget indigestion. I wasn't different from anyone else: There sat the 18-pound bird on my sink, dead, plucked, totally disemboweled. Iris would roast it for me. — Charles Bukowski

That speaking the words, even if true, had little power to change the inevitable or even make him feel much better. — Nicholas Sparks

Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so. — Mark Twain

Your childhood friends are the ones you should hang on to. They know you in a way that nobody else does. — Morgan Matson