Funny Carrots Quotes & Sayings

Starting right now, attempt to live as if you have no regrets. — John O'Callaghan

Shergahn and friend lay like poleaxed steers, and the Daranfelian's greasy hair was thick with potatoes, carrots, gravy, and chunks of beef. His companion had less stew in his hair, but an equally large lump was rising fast, and Brandark flipped his improvised club into the air, caught it in proper dipping position, and filled it once more from the pot without even glancing at them. He raised the ladle to his nose, inhaled deeply, and glanced at the cook with an impudent twitch of his ears.
"Smells delicious," he said while the laughter started up all around the fire. "I imagine a bellyful of this should help a hungry man sleep. Why, just look what a single ladle of it did for Shergahn! — David Weber

I happen to have worked with male directors who don't understand women at all. Not at all. I'm flabbergasted by their ignorance. — Catherine McCormack

I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen. — James Franco

When our god fails to respond in the ways we expect, we humans tend to respond in one of two ways. We either blindly intensify our acts of worship or lash out in righteous anger. — Robert Glover

performance of physical postures for the primary purpose of developing the single-pointed concentration necessary for meditation. — A. Saranagati

For people, 'here' signifies not merely a physical space, but also an historical space." "Those who are served by the present limit-situation regard the untested feasibility as a threatening limit-situation which must not be allowed to materialize, and act to maintain the status quo. — Paulo Freire

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions. — Mitch Hedberg

The Names and Order — Anonymous

When
I think of all the things I've been thinking of
I feel insane — Frank O'Hara

Never think oldish thoughts. It's oldish thoughts that make a person old. — James Farley

Don't create for the masses. Create for the people who are your kind of weird. — Seth Godin

DO YOU!!! YOU DESERVE IT, DONT DIE WITH IT UNDONE — Robert Earl

His hand trembled as he tried to summon the strength to make himself reach up and pull the spike free from his — Brandon Sanderson

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots. — Milton Jones

I would like to champion diverse forms like graphic novels and works told in verse and diverse writers and illustrators and diverse authors as well. — Malorie Blackman

The "Wet Tongue Gets Stuck To A Frozen Flagpole" attack! — Hiromu Arakawa