Funny Cardi B Quotes & Sayings

How do you even speak of, let alone propose regulation of, [any] category [so] full of internal contradictions? . . . Maybe, like so many other things, it is a language problem. — Rebecca Solnit

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. — George M. Humphrey

So I tried to activate my glutes as best I could, in between, but ... they never stayed activated. — Tiger Woods

If you're going to insist on being reasonable, I'm going to stop hanging with you. — J.R. Ward

It wasn't chance at all, Gilly. People are yearning creatures. They imagine and strive and hope. Stories about an enchanted band of vagabonds existed before the Carnival itself. But those fairy tales become the focal point of billions of daydreams, and eventually those daydreams condensed like vapor into something real. The Carnival only exists because you want it to, you and everyone else. So why's it peculiar that, when you wanted to find it, a path came into existence too? — Kristopher Reisz

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV. — Tina Fey

Your love for me should be a passionate desire to pray for me daily. — Lailah Gifty Akita

It's wasteful spending like this that not only forces tax increases and cuts in vital services ... but also really make you wonder: who is City Hall looking out for? — Laura Miller