Funny Car Rally Quotes & Sayings

I took opera lessons. I can't read music to save my life, but I would just copy and get away with it. I think that they thought I could read music, but I can't. I would just listen. — Alex Winston

Language is like looking at a map of somewhere. Love is living there and surviving on the land. — Simon Van Booy

We don't know why, but there are some gradients of infection. — Luc Montagnier

Before the reader is introduced to the modest country medical practitioner who is to be the chief personage of the following tale, it will be well that he should be made acquainted with some particulars as to the locality in which, and the neighbours among whom, our doctor followed his profession. — Anthony Trollope

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. — Pamela Anderson

In the desert there is no sign that says, Thou shalt not eat stones. - Sufi proverb — Margaret Atwood

The truth is that I used to read J.J. bedtime stories. He came up to me at the FOX commissary about four years ago and he said, "Do you remember what you gave me for my Barmitzvah?" I said no. He said, "You gave me the annotated Sherlock Holmes and my son is reading it now." It was the gift that kept on giving. — Nicholas Meyer

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door. — Jerry Seinfeld

It is not true that fate slips silently into our lives. It steps in through the door that we have opened, and we invite it to enter. No one is strong enough or cunning enough to avert by word or deed the misfortune that is rooted in the iron laws of his character and his life. — Sandor Marai

Dawn was breaking, like the light from another world. — Alfred Jarry

Treasured Pagan Deities were misrepresented and distorted by the Christians for political and religious gain. Dressing their own Satan, who has remained one of the most opressive symbols of evil in our time, in the horned antlers of Cernunnos, a revered Celtic God, was one of the more recognizable ways Christians robbed Pagans of their way of life. — Laurie Cabot

WE MUST BEGIN TO REMOVE IDOLS BY CHOOSING TO RECOGNIZE THEIR EXISTENCE AND ADMITTING THEIR INABILITY TO KEEP US SATISFIED. — Anonymous

We can't abolish prejudice through laws ... — Belva Ann Lockwood