Funny Canuck Quotes & Sayings

I want to meet life head on. That way it can't bite me in the a$$ — Madison J. Edwards

I'm amused when Congress tries to place the blame on somebody but never themselves. I've never heard any of them ever say, 'I've made a mistake.' I do. I say I called it wrong. But they just try to find somebody to blame. — T. Boone Pickens

I find that predicting the course of our lives is like predicting the weather. You might be able to predict your future in the short term, but the longer you look ahead, the less likely you are to be correct. — Leonard Mlodinow

envied their certainty about the future. — David Mitchell

In discovering that half of his biological heritage consisted of nothing more than an impersonal concoction of designer proteins, artificially leveraged by indifferent scientists to produce a zygote that when matured would, they hoped, display certain interesting mental abilities, he had felt something fundamental drain out of him. He had been nothing more than a test, an experiment, one among many. — Alan Dean Foster

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe

There is something almost insane about countries without common borders going to war, something unnatural. — Stephane Audeguy

The phrase "I have children" is always present tense. They are always with me. Even when I am by myself, I "have children. — Jim Gaffigan

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Beauty is God's handwriting - a way-side sacrament; welcome it in every fair face, every fair sky, every fair flower, and thank Him for it, who is the Fountain of all loveliness, and drink it in simply and earnestly with all your eyes; it is a charmed draught, a cup of blessing. — Charles Kingsley

For the few little successes I may seem to have, there are acres of misgivings and self-doubt. — Sylvia Plath

Although there were only about 24 episodes made it seems to run forever. They take a couple of episodes and put them together, making a feature film once in a while. I had good fun making the series. — Gil Gerard

Victorious. I feel that is why I did all the training, why I make the sacrifices, that is why I got into the shape I am in. I feel I have won, that's millions more coming my way, I feel great. — Conor McGregor