Funny Can't Be Arsed Quotes & Sayings

There might be new technology, but technological progress itself was nothing new - and over the years it had not destroyed jobs, but created them. — Margaret Thatcher

For the individual, as I can testify, a brief grounding in semantics, besides making philosophy unreadable, makes unreadable most political speeches, classical economic theory, after-dinner oratory, diplomatic notes, newspaper editorials, treatises on pedagogics and education, expert financial comment, dissertations on money and credit, accounts of debates, and Great Thoughts from Great Thinkers in general. You would be surprised at the amount of time this saves. — Stuart Chase

You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you. — Betty Smith

All our knowledge is symbolic. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Your dream might not be as extreme as Bono's, but like him you may meet yours before you're ready to run after it. — Jon Acuff

I don't want my past to become anyone else's future. — Elie Wiesel

Women, real women do not have to prove anything to men. We already know we're the superior gender. — Christine Feehan

I can no longer hear my voices, so I am a little lost. My suspicion is they would know far better how to tell this story. At least they would have opinions and suggestions and definite ideas as to what should go first and what should go last and what should go in the middle. They would inform me when to add detail, when to omit extraneous information, what was important and what was trivial. After so much time slipping past, I am not particularly good at remembering these things myself and could certainly use their help. A great many events took place, and it is hard for me to know precisely where to put what. And sometimes I'm unsure that incidents I clearly remember actually did happen. A memory that seems one instant to be as solid as stone, the next seems as vaporous as a mist above the river. That's one of the major problems with being crazy: you're just naturally uncertain about things. (9) — John Katzenbach