Funny Canasta Quotes & Sayings

Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. — Bernard Levin

Someone once said that democracy was the flawed solution to a perfect mess ... — Andrew J. Robinson

Cutting corners no doubt makes the job easier for the government, but making the government's job easier is rarely a priority. Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is. — Wesley Pruden

I love new restaurants; I love trying out new foods. — Monica Seles

I would love to go to Paris. I have to go to Paris. I would love to go there, that's like my dream. — Elle Fanning

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age - what's called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff. — Enid Bagnold

You know honestly, I enjoy working with everyone because remember, these were all real pros that had been around the business a long time. — Burt Ward

Everybody else seemed to know how to play this game. It was like they had their games all chosen for them. Those fucks seemed to have some cheat sheet built right into their brains that had all the rules and tips and clues to these games spelled out on them. — Andersen Prunty

The true test of a society isn't how many lies it has; it's how many it believes. — Jason Carter Eaton

Let us be elegant or die! — Louisa May Alcott

Almost everything The Beatles did was great, and it's hard to improve on. They were our Bach. The way to get around it may be to keep it as simple as possible. — T Bone Burnett

I remember my grandfather believed women were second-class citizens and told my mother that it was a shame she had brains because she was a girl and shouldn't carry on her education. — Sarah Gavron

The emotionally sound person should be able to take risks, to ask himself what he really would like to do in life, and then to try to do this, even though he has to risk defeat or failure. He should be adventurous (though not necessarily foolhardy); be willing to try almost anything once, just to see how he likes it; and look forward to some breaks in his usual life routines. — Albert Ellis