Funny Calgary Stampede Quotes & Sayings

Only the descent into the hell of self-knowledge can pave the way to godliness. — Immanuel Kant

Vietnam should have taught us that nationalism, with its engines of independence and self-determination, is a more powerful force by far than Marxism and must be understood and respected. — Pete Hamill

It would be unjust toward children to introduce them to Christian teaching and existence only as little pagans and catechumens, in order to leave it up to them to choose the Faith on their own responsibility at a point in time difficult to determine. — Hans Urs Von Balthasar

Easy. They just let us forget. Give us too much to process, fill up every minute, keep us distracted, it's what the Tube is for, and though it kills me to say it, it's what rock and roll is becoming - just another way to claim our attention, so that beautiful certainty we had starts to fade, and after a while they have us convinced all over again that we really are going to die. And they've got us again. — Thomas Pynchon

The universe is then one, infinite, immobile ... It is not capable of comprehension and therefore is endless and limitless, and to that extent infinite and indeterminable, and consequently immobile. — Giordano Bruno

It is thought that potato water is unhealthy; and therefore do not boil potatoes in soup, but boil elsewhere, and add them when nearly cooked. — Catharine Beecher

Whatever one intends, the work takes on a life of its own. — Ann Beattie

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. — David Hasselhoff

You can kill a man but not a song when it's sung the whole world 'round. — Holly Near

They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other. — Darren McCarty

Healthcare is the cornerstone of the socialist state. It is the crown jewel of the welfare state. — Monica Crowley