Funny Bye Bye Birdie Quotes & Sayings

Dreams are distorted representations of desire. So are dream- analyses. — Mason Cooley

Dad," said Will, his voice very faint. "Are you a good person?"
"To you and your mother, yes, I try. But no man's a hero to himself. I've lived with me a lifetime, Will. I know everything worth knowing about myself-"
"And, adding it all up ... ?"
"The sum? As they come and go, and I mostly sit very still and tight, yes, I'm all right. — Ray Bradbury

I know you're banged up, honey, so this mornin' all you gotta do is lay back and Ill eat you for breakfast before we have brunch. — Kristen Ashley

If you want it bad enough, you'll get it. — Patrick Lussier

Men are perplexed by the complexity of life;
angels are perplexed by the folly of men. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission — Ricky Gervais

To run over better waters the little vessel of my genius now hoists her sails, as she leaves behind her a sea so cruel. — Dante Alighieri

If you once realize that to-morrow, if not to-day, you will die and nothing will be left of you, everything becomes insignificant! — Leo Tolstoy

Had she presumed in coming--anticipated the guidance of Providence, and was she therefore now where she had no right to be? She could not tell; but, anyhow, here she was, and no one could be anywhere without the fact involving its own duty. Even if she had put herself there, and was to blame for being there, that did not free her from the obligations of the position, and she was willing to do whatever should _now_ be given her to do. God was not a hard master; if she had made a mistake, he would pardon her, and either give her work here, where she found herself, or send her elsewhere. I need not say that thinking was not all her care; for she thought in the presence of Him who, because he is always setting our wrong things right, is called God our Saviour. — George MacDonald

How do I stay balanced? On my two feet. — Guy Burnet

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession. — Bonnie McFarlane

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century. — David Spade

I began writing poetry when I was about 10. Bad poetry, but you start with bad poetry. — Jonas Mekas

I try to go out of my way to connect with each person as much as I possibly can despite the long lines an stifling crowds and people in cosplay with fakes weapons who accidentally poke people in the eyes with rubber broadswords. Because that single moment you get with someone you admire is so important, I never want anyone to walk away feeling mortified like I generally do when meeting someone I fan over. — Felicia Day