Funny But Life Lesson Quotes & Sayings

The universe created us for and with love, joy, charm and beauty; but we are always running behind what is dirty. — Debasish Mridha

If people want capital gains taxed more like the highest rate on income, that's a good discussion. Maybe that's the way to help close the deficit. — Bill Gates

He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault. — Barack Obama

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. — Sheena Easton

It is a mistake to look at someone who is self assertive and say, "It's easy for her, she has good self-esteem." One of the ways you build self-esteem is by being self-assertive when it is not easy to do so. There are always times when self-assertiveness requires courage, no matter how high your self-esteem. — Nathaniel Branden

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair — Thabang Gideon Magaola

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. — John Wooden

Serving Leaders have to reduce their wisdom on 'how to succeed' into bite-sized packages. — John Stahl-Wert

The older I get, the more and more I notice I'm like my father. It's funny, because when I was younger I tried to just back away from my father as much as I could, and some of the philosophies, some of the life lessons, some of the beliefs that he had within me are always constantly ongoing, and they're always prevalent in my life, whether it's trying to be every single thing that I can be in my sport or life or relationship or business, whatever avenue I'm pursuing. — Apolo Ohno

Those who exclaim that "animals are not people" tend to forget that, while true, it is equally true that people are animals. To minimize the complexity of animal behavior without doing the same for human behavior erects an artificial barrier. — Frans De Waal

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. — Scylar Tyberius