Funny But Factual Quotes & Sayings

Pangloss most cruelly deceived me when he said that everything in the world is for the best. — Voltaire

Questions are for the benefit of every student, not just the one raising his hand. If you don't have the starch to stand up in class and admit what you don't understand, then I don't have the time to explain it to you. If you don't have a policy against nonsense you can wind up with a dozen timid little rabbits lined up in the hall outside your office, all waiting to whisper the same imbecilic question in your ear. — Ann Patchett

It need hardly be said that shortness is a merit in words. — Henry Watson Fowler

A poet stated it more succinctly when he wrote, "I hear and forget. I see and hear and I remember. However, when I see, hear and do, I understand and succeed." Interestingly enough, you will discover that when you read this book a second time, you will get more thoughts and more ideas than you did the first time. This is especially true if you read a few minutes every day before you start your day's activities and just before you go to sleep. — Zig Ziglar

Perhaps growing up meant we put our knives away and feigned ignorance of the damage. — Barbara Kingsolver