Funny Bulletin Quotes & Sayings

One myth that has become established in the self-development arena is that it only takes 21 days to form a new habit. This simply isn't true in all cases. Sometimes it takes a shorter time, sometimes a longer time, and sometimes old habits are so hard to break that new ones never take hold. — Gudjon Bergmann

They hit a pothole deep enough to make her teeth snap together, and she burst out, This road reminds me of my life. It's going somewhere familiar, but every time I look up, there's a new obstacle to jump, another hole to fall in. — Christina Dodd

Don't you think it astonishing that, at 58, I am still working at improving my career? — Placido Domingo

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore. — Kris Kidd

When carbon (C), Oxygen (o) and hydrogen (H) atoms bond in a certain way to form sugar, the resulting compound has a sweet taste. The sweetness resides neither in the C, nor in the O, nor in the H; it resides in the pattern that emerges from their interaction. It is an emergent property. Moreover, strictly speaking, is not a property of the chemical bonds. It is a sensory experience that arises when the sugar molecules interact with the chemistry of our taste buds, which in turns causes a set of neurons to fire in a certain way. The experience of sweetness emerges from that neural activity. — Fritjof Capra

A tablecloth restaurant is still one of the great rewards of civilization. — Harry Golden

What made you feel that stomach-churning agony for one person and not another? If Bridget were God, she would have made it against the law for you to feel that way about someone without them having to feel it for you right back. — Ann Brashares

Most salespeople are half prepared. They know everything about their company and their product. They know nothing about their prospect. — Jeffrey Gitomer

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster! — Aziz Ansari

You will only succeed in the field where your gift is — Sunday Adelaja

When we want to do something while unconsciously certain to fail, we seek advice so we can blame someone else for the failure. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb