Funny Broscience Quotes & Sayings

If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas, who came with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was. I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine a day. — Jane Austen

We must be able to let things happen in the psyche. For us, this becomes a real art ... Consciousness is forever interfering, helping, correcting, and negating, never leaving the single growth of the psychic processes in peace. — Carl Jung

He tried to look at her face in the hope that she was not pretty. Beautiful women depressed him. They were like Mercedes, BlackBerry phones and sea-view homes. — Manu Joseph

I am not going to be dictated to by fans, certainly. I am dictated enough to by my record company to last me a million years. — Marvin Gaye

Among the world's 500 largest companies, not one has completely relied on its own growth to develop. — Wang Jianlin

If you look at the world's top 50 drugs being sold today, they are being marketed and sold by companies that did not invent them. I respect patents. I'll pay a royalty. But I shouldn't be denied the right to produce drugs for poor people at reasonable prices. — Yusuf Hamied

The greatest enemies of success and happiness are negative emotions of all kinds. — Brian Tracy

And I don't want to sit around. I want to fight four times a year. Whoever's ready, I'm ready. — Deontay Wilder

Your first hit in the majors - that's tops. It means you're on your way. When you get the first hit, then you can get the rest. — Rod Carew

I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer. — Chad Kroeger

I don't remember yesterday.I pretty much live in the moment. — Jim Carrey

Obama seemed poised to realign American politics after his stunning 2008 victory. But the economy remains worse than even the administration's worst-case scenarios, and the long legislative battles over health care reform, financial services reform and the national debt and deficit have taken their toll. Obama no longer looks invincible. — Dee Dee Myers