Funny Bronx Tale Quotes & Sayings

Jenny Offill's Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I've read before. If I tell you that it's funny, and moving, and true; that it's as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it? — Michael Cunningham

I always look at it that I work with my employees as opposed to them working for me. — Donald Trump

Women, nowhere in the world, have the kind of important position in society in the amount that they ought to have. — Susanne Bier

The only real problem in your life is how you're using your mind. — Ken Keyes Jr.

We are headed for perfect disaster.. — Blake Lewis

I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about for a long time. What form of punishment would be enough for what I did? Imprisonment? Death? Something else? Something scarier? I could only think of so many horrible tortures before they stopped having meaning. But you' you've come up with a punishment I never considered. You're going to sulk me to death. — Derek Landy