Funny Bronx Quotes & Sayings

The greatest cause of ulcers is mountain-climbing over molehills. — Maxwell Maltz

The worshipful father and first founder and embellisher of ornate eloquence in our English, I mean Master Geoffrey Chaucer. — William Caxton

God ... my self in the Bronx always says that God has a funny sense of humor..He has a way of treating things, he deals with each individual soul delicately, tenderly, compassionately but he deals with groups of people [country] according to certain laws and he always observes those laws and that means the innocent are punished with the evil. — Malachi Martin

Technology is permeating every single thing we do ... And to the extent that we can better expose our young people to all the different ways that technology can be used, not just for video games or toys, we're planning for the future. — Marc Morial

Urges ... every man has urges. But the true measure of man is to admit them, to learn to control them. The Shield used to refer to themselves as the most dominant force in our universe. But that ain't the way I remember it. They fell victim to the faults of men. Their lust and greed and valor for glory, it led them right down in the pit, where they belong. Tonight, they'll burn for it. For I am no man. I am reborn. Our bond can never be broken, and our urges can never be satisfied. — Bray Wyatt

Rocket scientists agree that we have about reached the limit of our ability to travel in space using chemical rockets. To achieve anything near the speed of light we will need a new energy source and a new propellant. Nuclear fission is not an option. — Wilson Greatbatch

For a few minutes of every day, every man becomes a genius. This is the tragedy of life. — Jonathan Nolan

But, had I a place to new fashion, I should not put myself into the hands of an improver. I would rather have an inferior degree of beauty, of my own choice, and acquired progressively. I would rather abide by my own blunders than by his. — Jane Austen

One does simply what one can in order to apply what one knows . — Ferdinand Foch

Work hard, be yourself, and have fun! — Michelle Kwan

I learned from a very young age that if I persued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness. — Brandon Boyd

Courage what is within is more important than what is without. — Cressida Cowell

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football. — Les Ferdinand