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Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Britney Spears

Where the hell is Australia anyway? — Britney Spears

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Rachel Caine

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often. — Rachel Caine

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Madonna Ciccone

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. — Madonna Ciccone

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By E. M. Forster

Neither memory nor anticipation is much interested in Father Time, and all dreamers, artists and lovers are partially delivered from his tyranny; — E. M. Forster

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Jamie McGuire

I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears. — Jamie McGuire

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Britney Spears

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Swami Vivekananda

If the whole responsibility is thrown upon our own shoulders, we shall be at our highest and best; when we have nobody to grope towards, no devil to lay our blame upon, no Personal God to carry our burdens, when we are alone responsible, then we shall rise to our highest and best. I am responsible for my fate, I am the bringer of good unto myself, I am the bringer of evil. — Swami Vivekananda

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Britney Spears

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment. — Britney Spears

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Britney Spears

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool. — Britney Spears

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Robert James Waller

As much as I want you and want to be with you and part of you, I can't tear myself away from the realness of my responsibilities. If you force me, physically or mentally, to go with you, as I said earlier, I cannot fight that. I don't have the strength, given my feelings for you. In spite of what I said about not taking the road away from you, I'd go because of my own selfish wanting of you. But please don't make me. Don't make me give this up, my responsibilities. I cannot do that and live with the thought of it. If I did leave now, those thoughts would turn me into something other than the woman you have come to love — Robert James Waller

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Britney Spears

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. — Britney Spears

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Rahel Varnhagen

Every thought of God is prayer. — Rahel Varnhagen

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Britney Spears

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By R.S. Grey

The last thing I needed was for a horde of Justin Bieber fans to take over my Twitter feed with death threats. — R.S. Grey

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Jarvis Cocker

There are some quite funny things about getting famous and stuff, but I think there comes a point where you have to think to yourself, "Well, am I doing this because I want to go to a party and meet Britney Spears? Or am I doing it because I want to create something that excites me?" — Jarvis Cocker

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Glenn Hoddle

Tim Sherwood has come in, done very well and given us another string to the bow in a different type of way. — Glenn Hoddle

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Heidi Cullinan

It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague. — Heidi Cullinan

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Ayn Rand

The human shapes moving past him in the streets of the city were physical objects without any meaning. — Ayn Rand

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By V.S. Naipaul

Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No hair either. But you never know. With some of your mother's bad blood flowing in your veins you could wake up one morning and find yourself hairy like a monkey — V.S. Naipaul

Funny Britney Spears Quotes By Heather Hildenbrand

I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car. — Heather Hildenbrand