Funny British Sayings Quotes & Sayings

New Rule: The Napa Valley is Disneyland for alcoholics. Be honest, you're not visiting wineries in four days because you're an oenophile, you're doing it because you're a drunk. It's the only place in America where you can pass out in a stranger's house and it's okay, because it's a B&B and you paid for it. — Bill Maher

It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.] — Oscar Wilde

It was like the kid was getting a BB gun for Christmas when you walked in there. — Leah Rae Miller

When you see a person, do you just concentrate on their looks? It's just a first impression. Then there's someone who doesn't catch your eye immediately, but you talk to them and they become the most beautiful thing in the world. The greatest actors aren't what you would call beautiful sex symbols. — Brad Pitt

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed. — J.B. Morton

I wish I was ignorant, so I didn't know how ignorant I am — Margaret Atwood