Funny Brides Quotes & Sayings

Never expect owt for nowt. — Sylvia Lovat Corbridge

As to the war, while it is always thought rash to have any strong military convictions, I have always believed that if they would go straight to Sebastopol early in the season they would take it with little difficulty. — Francis W. Newman

Noth that I think you're wrong to be disgusted by anyone in bed with chicken man. — Gena Showalter

If she were alive today, she would be ashamed of me. I'm trying to change that. — Eric Wilson

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have. — Julie Bowen

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne