Funny Brass Monkey Quotes & Sayings

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'? — Dick Gregory

What god are you looking for in a dark street apart from the streetlight which illuminates your way? Everything helps you to live is already your god! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When I was 15, I went on a cricket tour of Zimbabwe with my school. My defining memory of it was stroking a semi-tame lioness at a game reserve. I grew up on a farm, so I felt I had an affinity with animals, and when it put a paw out, I thought I'd connected with it. But its claws came out and nicked my leg. Then I did the most stupid thing: I ran. — Rupert Evans

Seventy-five percent of all Americans believe that angels are real. Which is amazing when you consider that forty percent of all Americans think DNA evidence is unreliable. — Richard Jeni

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen

My first novel was turned down by half a dozen publishers. And even after having published five or six books, I wasn't making enough money to live on, and was beginning to think I'd have to give up the dream of being a full-time writer. — Ian Rankin

The biggest mistake entrepreneurs can make is trying to do everything themselves. They usually blow up when they try. I did an inventory of every deal I've ever done and it turned out that every single deal I made money on was a partnership, and every colossal failure, where I lost millions, was something I tried to do by myself. — Kevin O'Leary

As a kid, I was creative and unique, and I've had that my whole life. — Lindsey Stirling

We can and must move U.S. politics forward by means of committed participation. — Paul Wellstone

Just because something is hard doesn't mean it's impossible. — Lysa TerKeurst