Funny Brand New Day Quotes & Sayings

I'll use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, I'm seeing the future right now. If I stand here and wait, then in three minutes a train's going to come. And after that, another train's going to come. Here, I'll let you guess what's going to happen afterwards. I'll give you a hint - there's a train. — Benedict Jacka

The only readers we get are people whom our subject interests. No one reads ads for amusement, long or short ... Give them enough to take action — Claude C. Hopkins

She has a fixation on love. Strong trouble. The girl left her window open one clear night and it crawled into her body while she was asleep. There's no spell can cure it. — Isabel Allende

Failing to set goals is like setting out on a road trip without a map. — Michelle Moore

And now, what's going to happen to us without barbarians?
They were, those people, a kind of solution. — Constantine P. Cavafy

Novelists seem to fall into two distinct categories - those that plan and those that just see where it takes them. I am very much the former category. — Jojo Moyes

Because I've died many deaths, mostly over you, and I'm still alive. Trying to have a relationship with you is like trying to rescue someone from Hades. Only a fool would keep going back to get a woman who fights him every step of the way. — Colleen Houck

Have you ever been in a great mood, or at least a good one, then decided, "You know what, I'm going to troll through Facebook and see what's happening with my friends."? I have.

I shouldn't though. It's a disco strangler of good days. It's the Ted Bundy of good moods. One minute you're cruising along and the next you're chained in a moldy hole in someone's basement, waiting to be transformed into some psycho's personal Halloween mask, metaphorically speaking, mind you. — Steve Bivans

Failure meant a stripping away of the inessential. I stopped pretending to myself that I was anything other than what I was. — J.K. Rowling

I'm bright, but there are lots of bright writers and people everywhere. In no way, at no point do I think I'm better than them. — Aleksandar Hemon