Funny Boxing Quotes & Sayings

Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to. — Sylvester Stallone

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. — Vinny Paz

Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing. — Juan Manuel Marquez

When you are attracted to, and eat, fruits, occasionally a seed will be carried within you to a fertile ground. — David Wolfe

If I had to give up either acting or dancing, I'd choose to keep dancing. — Cyd Charisse

If you're going to cook a fresh chicken, it's not a big concern. But if you're going to ship a chicken, there's a change in structure. — Roger Clemens

It's like a movie, I thought, like a fucking movie. It seemed funny to me. It felt as if we were on camera. I liked it. It was better than the racetrack, it was better than the boxing matches. We kept drinking. — Charles Bukowski

Western civilization is a loaded gun pointed at the head of this planet. — Terence McKenna

Maybe you never stop feeling like an eight-year-old in front of your parents. You resolve to be your mature self, to react in this considered way rather than that elemental way, to breathe evenly from the bottom of your stomach and to see your parents as equals, but within five minutes your intentions are blown to hell, and you're babbling and screaming in rage like an angry child. — Hanif Kureishi

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling. — Joe Louis

I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.' — George Foreman

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce. — Willie Pep

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less. — Ray Mancini

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum

My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. — Mike Tyson

I like the idea of a TV show. You take time to get to know your characters. You can introduce a lot of characters. You don't need your three-action set pieces that you usually need for movies. — Louis Leterrier

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep

History will remember the Superdome debacle - caused by the dearth of evacuation buses - as "Nagin's Folly," mayoral incompetence of the first order. — Douglas Brinkley

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. — Alan Minter

At one of the largest advertising agencies in America psychologists on the staff are probing sample humans in an attempt to find how to identify, and beam messages to, people of high anxiety, body consciousness, hostility, passiveness, and so on. — Vance Packard

Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds. — Frank Bruno

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg

Want to come over to my place?" I asked him.
The sparkle in his eyes danced in humor. "I don't know," he said. "You live so far away. — Darynda Jones

The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprised I'm not diabetic. — Jake LaMotta

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time. — Randall Cobb

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red. — Frank Crawford

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right. — Marlon Starling

We cannot change anything in our past — Sunday Adelaja

I don't want to be a great actress. I want to be a sexy movie star. — Angie Dickinson