Funny Border Collie Quotes & Sayings

Psalm 55:5 'Fear and trembling have beset me; horror has overwhelmed me' I began to cry and shake ferociously. — Wesley Thomas

I just know that what happened in the Clinton White House should never have happened to anyone. — Linda Tripp

All I'm saying is that minerals are just a rudimentary form of consciousness whereas the other people are saying that consciousness is a complicated form of minerals. — Alan Watts

If you look at my bookings, they've gone down each season. That's something I'm trying to keep improving. On the pitch you don't want any silly bookings. — Wayne Rooney

Pupils may learn many things when a teacher is not in fact teaching. — Paul Q. Hirst

I find time to write the way kids find time to ride their bikes. — Masiela Lusha

I've got a bit of money in the bank. I'm quite comfortable. — Paul Gascoigne

The way we see the problem is the problem. — Stephen R. Covey

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Religion is for the man in humble life, and to raise his nature, and to put him in mind of a state in which the privileges of opulence will cease, when he will be equal by nature, and may be more than equal by virtue. — Edmund Burke

Long time I been on my own, but now really I'm alone. I survive the killing, the starving, all the hate of the Khmer Rouge, but I think maybe now I will die of this, of broken heart. — Patricia McCormick

When there's light shining on a tree, that tree takes on different meaning. If there's no light at all it just looks dead. If you look at light as godly meaning, the world comes alive in a certain way. — Matisyahu

The more complex the strategy, the less truth there is in it. — Mary C. Miller

Growing up as an Asian American in this society, there were a lot of times where you feel isolated or out of place as an Asian. And growing up in White America, that's absolutely my experience. And I think that's why I got into acting because I wanted to be anybody else but Asian. — Ming-Na Wen