Funny Boomer Sooner Quotes & Sayings

In the West, a teacher imparts knowledge to a student. In the East, a teacher transmits nothing more or less than his or her Being. — Natalie Goldberg

What the day brings is one thing, what we ourselves contribute to the day is quite another — Jose Saramago

Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. — Terry Pratchett

The will of the people shall be the law of the land — Robert M. La Follette, Sr.

Eric approached the octagonal nurses' station, and a blonde nurse
looked up from her computer monitor, smiled, and pointed to
examining room D. Everybody recognized the hospital shrinks
from the bright red W on their lanyard IDs. The W stood for
Wright, the wing that contained the locked psych unit, but the
staff teased that W stood for Wackos. He'd heard all the jokes
How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave. Eric told the best psychiatrist
jokes, though he never told the ones about psychiatrist's kids. He
didn't think those were funny. He lived those. — Lisa Scottoline

To hate someone you just have to observe and watch, but to love someone it takes everything. — M.F. Moonzajer

Why I came here, I know not; where I shall go it is useless to inquire - in the midst of myriads of the living and the dead worlds, stars, systems, infinity, why should I be anxious about an atom? — George Gordon Byron

You're born to shimmer, you're born to shine, you're born to radiate — Shawn Mullins

There's an unconscious bias in our society: girls are wonderful; boys are terrible. And to be a boy, or young man, growing up, having to listen to all this, it must be painful. — Doris Lessing